The Ediety Knot

For those of you that don’t know, I love ties. Fancy ties, fruity ties, any kind of ties. Don’t know what to get me for my birthday? Just want to show me how much I mean to you? Stick with a tie.

Today, I learned how to tie a new knot. It’s not just any knot: it’s god’s knot. More specifically, it’s the knot that was used in The Matrix Reloaded. The Ediety Knot. One of the weirdest knots I’ve ever seen. And now it is mine. You have been warned, preceptor.

Now for those of you interested in learning this mysterious artform, youtube.com it. there’s a jolly asian fellow that’s willing to teach you. He taught me, so anything is possible. Basically, this knot is performed with the thin end of the tie – a little bit of role reversal. Kinky, I know. No pun intended.

Just how sexy is it? Well, I did it with one of my shittier ties, so ignore that and focus on the coolness of the knot. Also ignore the fact that I’m wearing a t-shirt. Imagine, men – or ladies – walking into a gala with a tie no mere mortal has the testicular fortitude to don. It could be you too.

Now is this only about a silly knot? No! Am I rambling like a baffoon out of sheer boredom? Perhaps! Nonetheless, today is a life changing day. Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

The Ediety Knot

~ by ebbinator on June 30, 2009.